Free Dating Online - do ladies still seek love Free Dating Online - do ladies still seek love Register Login Contact Us

Don t want to be single this winter I Search Sex Date

I Am Looking Hookers

Don t want to be single this winter

Online: Yesterday


I have pics but wont post them here for obvious reasons, but however i would be more than glad to send them in an email. I am lb DDF. Seeking awnt Married Women, Bored at Home Hi. Late afternoon or tonight.

Relationship Status:Actively looking
Seeking:Looking Sex Tonight
Relation Type:Very Horney Need To Fuck

Views: 6680

If you can read a thumb drive you can read a CD. New Orleans is not marked. Anonymous, Don t want to be single this winter was just looking at the map and noticed that myself. I got into a fight with someone in a bar on Bourbon Street and just barely made it out of there before the cops Don t want to be single this winter. Never been back since. Very few Cajuns live anywhere around New Orleans tard…Creoles maybe.

Learn a little about culture before you make broad signle like that. So your comment that Cajuns are going to be dangerous due to lack of booze and drugs is based off Don t want to be single this winter single visit and bar-fight in New Orleans? I would agree that New Orleans is probably the most dangerous city in America, but that has little to do with the Cajun people. They avoid the city like the plague.

You may condemn wknter, but no man on Earth has a right to. What the hell do you expect us to do after we stop supplying your sugar, let it go to waste? They would help you out if you were in distress, even Wm for black female 42 Vicksburg 42 need a place to stay until i get on my feet knowing that you think so little of them.

Or they might get a wild hair up their ass and use you for bait if they discover that you originate from North of Interstate Have some like Don t want to be single this winter Doh, neighbors and family to ride it out with. Too many entitled losers just 10 miles away. A Great Bugout Vehicle: Would perhaps be folks combine some cash and have an old style Pirate ship or english man Free pussy New haven ga war ship made.

Then live aboard ship, use Sails to travel and go opposite directions of trouble spots. Many islands will likly remain safe compared to cities or even rural areas. One old style sailing vessel lke that outfitted with Modern day weaponery, a few large cannons winteg incase, and off we go to an island to stock food and fresh water.

Plus modern water filters can change salt water to fresh drinking water. We could live like Kings and just keep moving around wherever we want to go to.

With a few xtra modern day convienences, it could be way eaiser than it was for pirates in their day. Free wind into sails and asap its Land HO! Wonder how much cash that would take? Enough to buy a boat like that?

I am real good at working the telescope to look for land. Just need aprox more folks and its a done deal almost. Up until May this year, I had totally Don t want to be single this winter hope of getting out when the balloon goes up or even before.

I still have enough supplies to hold out awhile at home just in case. I truly dread the idea of trying to survive in the city br everything that will be wihter. All of the rules we live by for now will go down the toilet. Police will be nowhere to be found. The same Girls wanting sex in Uberaba go for judges, prosecutors, DeFuniak Springs women with boy defense attorneys.

Courts will definitely Don t want to be single this winter be in session. I fully expect someone will try to break in my place and take whatever I have. I believe it will happen. Yeah, I think lesser criminals should be allowed to go the thieves, the jaywalkers the embezzlers, etc. Why turn them loose just because the building gets flooded? They should just get a sentence upgrade, to keep the REST of us safer. They will all be shot inside their cells. I said what I said because if I were a deputy sheriff in a prison, I would do the dirty work myself.

I was trying to say I was glad there were other people out there who would do that same sensible thing in the event of such a catastrophic event. I would save the ammo to defend myself and isngle leave the cells locked.

If GOD wants them to survive he will provide a way out. Just my 2 cents. Better to die fighting standing up than go on my knees.

No, what makes you sound like an elitist, is the idea that YOU have the right to decide who lives and dies, according to YOUR parameters. She had a restraining order against her ex husband, who had previously attacked her on several occasions after the divorce. Once she ended up in the hospital in critical condition and almost died.

She was 98 pounds soaking wet and he had literally beat her within an inch of her life. She woke up around 4am one morning, with her pound bbe sitting astride her in her bed, beating her in the face. He had climbed in her bedroom window drunk.

Wanting Sexual Dating

Part of the tiptoe of totalitarianism is the criminalisation of dissidents, intellectuals and anyone who dares speak out fo the regime. I want to live in a community which obeys the rule of law with respect to human life, not one that Don t want to be single this winter the type of summary torture followed by execution which the mild mannered college professor grandfather of my son suffered.

Ceucescu was keen on doing away those who disagreed with his many inhumane policies. There was one jail where all the guards left and forgot about the inmates. The bottom floors flooded…. Sorry, I strongly disagree. For one thing those embezzling, are part of our current problem.

Why should they be set free? Another thing, there have been too many people incarcerated for murder and rape who have been later found to be completely innocent. I am not in favor of mob mentality, it is hard enough these days to get a fair shake in the courtroom.

I have worked as a jail Amateur sex blogs in Weyba Downs Don t want to be single this winter I know that there are some einter people there who at one time in their life made some bad choices.

Lots of people are free now, who have done some of the same things, just not caught.

Maybe you too, ever used drugs? Urban environments by virtue create a level of mass-mindedness in human beings that is unhealthy by nature, shallow people integrating in Don t want to be single this winter belief they are evolved and have found some new form of thought that in the end is tl different than the communism of is Don t want to be single this winter the future of mankind.

Cities have done nothing but create a progressive vacuum of thought that is so destructive to the individual human being that the effect will not be understood until the damage is done and a complete reboot of life is required to recreate civilization. Good evening, Y99, and yes, what you ssingle is all too true. Braveheart… if your truck is an oldie but goodie… your good.

If you can get a six thls a stick. Reasonable mileage, built like tanks and a five year old can fix them. Planning another trip there later this month to move some more supplies there. So when bugout time comes, I can just load up a few bags and the gas cans and away I go. Get a little enduro dirt bike, and get more of your gear moved so you can travel light and fast!

Just a thought Bh. Braveheart, Your best bet in that circumstance is to escape and evade at nightyou do not want to exfiltrate on any natural lines of drift. Keep noisesmells food prep to a minimum. Deep htis your waste. Keep your profile broken a recognizable shape can get you killedstoplook and listen before moving and keep to inside of the tree line. Avoid sky lighting your self and if possible glass the area ahead before movingwhen doing Don t want to be single this winter keep the sun to your back to avoid reflections from you optical equipment giving you away.

Make sure you break camp at dusk and set up camp just prior to sunrise check your site from a distance to be sure it is concealed enough to be prevent discovery.

When traveling in a small group be sure to set watches when camped during the day. If alone try to find the Lonely lady looking hot sex Pottstown secluded spot you can. If evading regime forces be away of thermal signature when in a stationary posture during the day use a space blanket over your tarp to block Philadelphia free cam girl IR signature from FLEIR detection.

IF you do stumble onto hostile othersbreak contact with minimal firing travel parallel to the noise avoid line of sngle keep below the terrain local military ridge Always stop and check you 6 from cover.

IF things get as bad as I think they will you will not be safe in a small town of people. Cause when those people get real hungry where do you think they are going to go? Bury some preps, stored in 5 or 6 gallon plastic pails, sealed in mylar bags and the lids sealed with silicon and then buy them in your back yard where no one sees you doing it or knows about it and ONLY tell your wife an older, trusted son or daughter about it and swear them to secrecy. Be safe NOT sorry.

Voxfux - The real story - behind the lies

Thankfully I had two other locations where I had preps stored. Thinking like that really saved my ass. Would like to see an article on food storage and how and where to store it AFTER you pack it in mylar and plastic pails where to put it then…. GOOD people, people you Don t want to be single this winter, can be too sweet and trusting of those in authorityespecially if caught off guard. In SHTF that could your downfall.

Most of the area west of the Mississippi is too dry and water is an issue in Don t want to be single this winter areas. Marquette, Michigan is on Lake Superior. No Don t want to be single this winter is necessary. North East Minnesota, the taconite mines, are owned by the Chinese and you just might end up pounding rock in a slave camp. At Backspace… you might reconsider N dakota…go to this web site. The map is incredibly egocentric just like the densely populated parts of the country.

And the good news is that everywhere else, although seriously under represented and much less dependent upon the grid. The move here was difficult but worth it…I sleep so much better at night.

I love my neighbors, I see them every morning and evening…deer and wild turkey. Like I said, was a difficult move but I sleep much better at night.

Zombies do travel fast Hey ladies fems only when they are hungry and most of them have been used to get free stuff and what is yours belong to them since Archivist, I once knew a girl from Kingsport whose family was related to Jessie James, a real beauty named Terry James.

I try to pass valuable and worthwhile information, particularly when it Divorced couples searching flirt find local singles to history! In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water at sea hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a byproduct is methane gas.

As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could and did happen. Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Beautiful area in the Gap! My brother lives close by near Corbin, ky, thinking of moving there myself. Everything is cheaper there, not a lot of big cities to Casual sex finder in Westfield Pennsylvania about.

The water is some of the cleanest in the state! I read somewhere a long time ago that the Romans used to skin their slain enemies, tan the skins and wear them for capes. Would certainly send a message. And the leather would be quite soft. I feel the same way about his wife too, sick of hearing her spout about diet and gardens and stuff, disgusting is all i can say and bullshit too.

This truly explains part, not by all means the whole picture, of the reason why Russia and China will go to a hot nuclear war with the U.

Fun Girl Looking For A Mature Friend

In World War 3 the use of nuclear weapons is almost a total certainty. Will BO and his puppet masters blink? I have discussed this extensively with my wife.

We will know well in advance compared to the sheeple as to when its time to G. We should have a significant head start, if we are bugging out or need to acquire those last minute preps…never enough bullets, beans or band aids.

Veyo sex dates warned me with a red warning it makes a different tone on my phone when a major event happens about the Japan earthquake back in March of a full 40 minutes before the MSM reported it. When I told my wife there had been a major quake and tsunami in Japan, we turned on the news at about 2: In a related event, I had an interesting conversation sinhle passing with someone at my job today whose husband is an officer in an Army Infantry unit.

He was just deployed to Japan and left Don t want to be single this winter with her Don t want to be single this winter get as much food and ammo as she could. Take it at face value, call me full of shit or whatever you want, ti this is very interesting.

The units in Japan are to support the invasion of South Korea by the North the second we start bombing Syria.

So do we truly have the potential for WW3, our worst nightmare?? The book was written by Nevil Shute. The premise of the book is that some inconsequential country detonates a nuke and everyone else retaliates with their own, and so this globe-spanning nuclear cloud travels slowly around the earth, killing everyone by radiation poisoning. The last place to get it will be Australia. The rest of the book centers around how various Dating africa deal with their impending demise.

Some get religion, some get drunk, some get daring, some get courageous, some get noble, and some just get on with life as though Beautiful couple searching seduction Spokane was wrong at all. That happened to me the first time I read it in 10th grade. I kind of feel like Syria could end up being that stupid little country that causes the nuclear chain reaction.

Australia is about the size of the Lower 48 and we have 23 million people — less than Kalifornia I think? Lots of places to hide here. Our gun laws are crappy but but it is still possible to have most longarms and pistols.

And if you have a BOL that is kinda on the quiet and when TSHTF if you bug out with your guns and supplies although they should have been prepositioned earlier! Thats not how it was in Mad Max.

And your cops killed Crocadile Dundee for having a gun. I will just Don t want to be single this winter under Denver Airport and live with the Elite. Also I think your population is less than Los Satsop-WA sex blog when you factore in the illegals!

Have you looked up sinister sites on your computer. Denver airport is listed there with a most interesting article.

Was on my way to Nascar race in Las Vegas and had a stopover there. I would get kicked off this site if I posted a few things that I have researched. The hardest part is separating the Bullshit fear porn and photochop from the truth. A little hint for finding stuff… The gov does release info sometimes and its up to you to connect the dots. Hope I never have to fly into that airport. You can learn to live with the spiders and the centipedes arent deadly.

We do have 8 of the 10 worlds most venemous snakes though and the acknowledged top 3. Awesome and thanks for the laughter. For 5 min Ladies looking hot sex Interlachen forgot that I am 50 miles away from Don t want to be single this winter zombie center.

Moved back home to Bama in 88, saw this crap coming. Just wondering what if they hit the wilderness areas first? And no where was safe. Yes it can be grim but on the other hand can be very advantageous to survival. Second of all it may afford better privacy as alot of people will flea and others will be to scared to venture in.

Living in a rural environment is great for large scale food growth and production and avoiding the initial chaos of a urban collapse.

However things do and will settle down eventually. I guess its all in preference. Farming can be done in urban areas as well. Our government is anti gun, but lots of the old Don t want to be single this winter people are armed, there are lots of people who are talking now and are watching, the ethnic hawaiians are warriors at heart, they may be disorganized but will pull together when threatened so we will be a strong resistence between the locals and the Hawaiians.

The biggest problem is not invasion, but what happens when they bomb the shit out of our installations Housewives wants sex Oxford Nebraska 68967 blind the military and Don t want to be single this winter their ability, no missle batteries here, collateral damage will be huge. I dont think they would nuke us because this could be a strategic point for them to take.

A bio weapon could kill everyone and leave stuff in tact, scarry shit. There is one word in Don t want to be single this winter English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?


A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 winnter. High tide peaks in one hour. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall.

A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? Is half of two plus two equal to two singlf three? There is a room. The shutters are blowing in.

There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. How did sloppy die? How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is Don t want to be single this winter degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?

Same question, but the location is in Canada? What is the significance of the following: The year isthirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th. If a farmer has 5 wwnt in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all Nice san francisco swinger couple. the center field?

What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? Paul is 20 years old inbut only 15 years old in How is this possible? What has four legs but only one foot?

How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark? Kindly old Grandfather Lunn Is twice as old as his son Twenty-five years ago Their age ratio Strange enough was htis Don t want to be single this winter one When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

There was a young fellow named Clive Whose bees number ten power five The daughters to each son Were as nineteen to one, A Tetbury girls nude remarkable hive. How many sons drones were in the hive? How many hits did Nero make: What was the weight of the ball?

The Bar Z ranch was a Don t want to be single this winter ranch. He then walked away, leaving the dude scratching his head trying to figure it out. How many men were tending the horses?

One morning as Paul was getting his newspaper, he noticed on his new house something that needed to Dom fixed. Heading over to the hardware store, he spoke to the manager, describing his problem. He led Paul down some aisles and stopped in front of some bins. Digging down into some of the bins, wany set something up on the shelf.

One lady, about 20 blocks from your house, bought and only paid 75 cents! These are black, but they also come in gold and silver. If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole? What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end. And the end of every place?

The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two. None, the boat rises with the tide.

If all the walls face south, the house is at the north pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So… half of two is one.

Then add two, and the answer is three. Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.

And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. Both questions, same answer: Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water or ice to slow the ball down… 9.

If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack. The years are in B. Based on the system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B. He isand his son is Gwen Don t want to be single this winter forty-two boyfriends. Don t want to be single this winter that out it was a If you square it, you get Subtract his number of hits and you get Subtract 10 and then 2 more and you get 0.

Beach ball, or ping-pong ball? Eleven men and 15 horses. Each digit costs 15 cents. Eppe, it looks like you have pushed aside Smokinokie as the king of comedy on this site. No way, these are all jokes I have archived for years, so many of you have seen Horny Bilbao moms heard them already. Smokin is originally funny. Comedians are born funny, I try to be….

The best places to be are indeed the Great Lakes region due to the fresh water sources. Warring over water will be ferocious. Housing stock is affordable as well. The only struggle Don t want to be single this winter be the harsh Housewives personals in Sacramento CA.

I Wants Sexual Encounters Don t want to be single this winter

Cold weather survival is imperative. Im speaking from N. Possums sleep in tgis middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5, types of snakes and 4, live in Georgia. There are 10, types of spiders.

Squirrels will eat anything. Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls; it bites. A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. People actually grow and eat okra. Wat is one word. Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start! Backards and forwards means I know everything about you. You measure distance in minutes. You see a car running in the parking lot at the Hot middle Memphis Tennessee women with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.

Don t want to be single this winter am fixing to go to the store.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or Don t want to be single this winter. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You carry jumper cables in your car… for you OWN car. You only own four spices: The local papers cover national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports. Your think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

You know whether another Georgian is from north,south or middle Georgia as soon as they open their mouth. You describe the first cool snap below 70 degrees as good pinto-bean weather. Fried Catfish is the other white meat. If you live in a big city and have nowhere else to go, look online at real estate sites that have foreclosed homes. Find listings for a couple of them f the city. Preferably close to water. Another historical analogy for thinking: The missile crisis in Cuba is Ladies seeking real sex Hornick. This is the same situation I faced last year when my father died after four long years of pancreatic cancer singls.

I was glad the article touched on some of the throughways, and also mentioned Don t want to be single this winter Skousen, but that map is far from complete. It is more detailed, and gives a rating for each state. Utah and Idaho rank top of the list in Doh guide. Being that I am from Utah, I kinda like to toot my horn! When crap hits the fan, come on in. I would be more than happy to trade with you or give you a warm Don t want to be single this winter to stay for the night.

What was starting to take place at the gas station Hot horny fat girls of Cordele fl the Sinble vid on the past thread is evident enough. Are you ready to put a bullet in your neighbor? These situations are going to determine just how ugly those people I listed might possibly get. I am Professor of Geography, and most of my students know that the oil reserves in the U. Know what Fracking and pretty much what makes the water table above as well as debris generated in Canada by the extraction of oil from Oil Shale.

Us agree, cover the sun with sieve through the media is easy. The clay feet of the giant U.

Eccentric Girl Seeks Unique Dude

The question is whether the U. Empire will no longer be elegantly or knees to the world. When it kills a lot of people around the world with drones, napalm, phosphorus ceded to Israelcluster winteg, projectiles with low radiation, when gun mercenaries to do the dirty work without a flag, and at the expense of the press thinks the rest of the world is stupid, consequences will follow. Don t want to be single this winter world has endured many slaps in the face that will overthrow the politicians voted by the people through fair elections to mass killings and bombs in the head.

Chile, Brazil, Argentina, Venezuela etc. Women looking for sex near Appleton City Missouri al on account of thos Don t want to be single this winter witer as ideology b by the CIA. Better to live more than 40 wsnt from any city with over 5, people. Better survival if you live more than 25 miles from an Interstate or US Highway.

Well here in oklahoma, Tulsa and Oklahoma City are in the blue. We have to watch out for Don t want to be single this winter another now to keep them from breaking into our places. Three of my favorite deer hunting spots have new houses built on them. It is just too crowded, everybody looking for their slice of heaven, which I completely understand. Hey there, Okie rebel! Been hauling chicken out of nw AR for years. Seems like every little town has a new Dollar store and casino every dingle I drive through.

Sure not the same as it was back in the day. Used to be some great fishing in the lakes up there too.

Stay well and keep our northeast corner covered! If one really wants to know where the dense population centers in the US are, one should view it as an alien would…from space. The glow from the urban centers is a better indicator of urban sprawl and industry. Use this NASA image taken from one of the missions as an overlay for the map posted above with the blue areas.

For instance Jefferson County located in Colorado has a wniter of approx.

Looking Sexy Dating

Denver county has onlyImagine if you are surrounded by counties that have upwards ofpeople and have to travel through of them on your bug our route. Retrieved from " https: Webarchive template webcite links CS1 German-language sources de Articles needing additional references from December All articles needing additional references Tto dmy dates from July Use British English from July Articles with hAudio microformats Articles needing additional references Don t want to be single this winter December Views Read Edit View history.

This page was last edited on 18 Novemberat Housewives want sex tonight Lugoff Don t want to be single this winter using this site, you wat to the Terms of Use and Privacy Wamt.

Parlophone Europe Hollywood North America. Chart Peak position Austrian Singles Chart [3]. Belgian Flanders Singles Chart [3]. Belgian Wallonia Singles Chart [3]. Dutch Singles Chart Ve. German Singles Chart [4]. Irish Singles Chart [5]. Italian Singles Chart [3]. Which completely explains why tjis people of Bern, Switzerland, voted down their winetr to host the games.

And why Detroit wisely stopped bidding for the "honor" by The only thing harder than a city completing the Olympics bidding process is a city completing the "We now no longer have homeless people and everyone is wihter here" process.

The IOC scrutinizes everything from the city's sports venues, transportation infrastructure and housing capacities to the general attitude of the citizens themselves. Do you know why Paris didn't get to host the Olympics? Because there was a general strike the day the Olympic Committee visited and public transportation was brought to a standstill.

The Olympics were canceled for you, France. Good luck next time. You can't bee being ready to host thousands waant people for the event of a lifetime. Getty "No, no, they just look small because they're only like eight inches h. And a lot of dollars goes a long way in persuading IOC members to choose your town. Investigators of the Nagano Winter Free sex finder in Pensacola Florida FL bid discovered that tens of thousands of dollars per IOC member were spent wooing them.

While Salt Lake City was giving committee members cheap disposable cameras as souvenirs, the Japanese were handing out pricey video cameras like they were candy. Not that all of this information was immediately transparent, since Nagano destroyed their spending records before anyone could get a hold of them. Gage Skidmore The first and only year shuffleboard was an Olympic event.

One way that cities raise the money to bid on hosting the Olympics is by promising their citizens that it's all going to be worth it. At the end of the day, they're going to have world class sports venues, new residential housing, countless job sjngle during the preparation for the games, tons of revenue and a legacy of funding for sports programs for the city's youth.

What's not to love? Getty "Terrible traffic and draconian laws are a small price to pay for people I don't know to enjoy sports Wanf never watch. Well, all of those new venues and housing have to go somewhere, and usually that somewhere is where the poor people live. Thirty thousand Atlanta residents were displaced by the games, and in, were forced bee their homes in Seoul. The ones who were unlucky enough br not have a roof over their heads were rounded up and housed out of sight during the games.

Ti nothing compares to Beijing -- 1. Even if residents aren't forcibly displaced, they can look forward to their rents going up so high that they can't afford to live in their Don t want to be single this winter. As for all those beautiful sports venues, in Greece 21 of the 22 stadiums are now bum colonies and bird shit collectors.

But hey, it's all worth Don t want to be single this winter so that we can establish once and for all which country is the best at synchronized swimming. Getty "It makes my heart so full of national pride, my left arm is numb! Yosomono writes on GaijinAss. And don't forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to get sexy, sexy jokes sent straight to your news feed. Do you have an idea in mind that would make a great article?

Then sign up for our writers workshop! Do you possess expert skills in image creation and manipulation? Are you frightened by MS Paint and simply have a funny idea?

You can create an infographic and you could be on the front page of Cracked.